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BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 10, 2017, 4:00 am
Don't worry, you can take Taylor Swift.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN -


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.66/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
fin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite hooker. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 shots for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 messy break ups


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.44/5

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fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, shot down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm
Excellence.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks for the update, Jackson Browne!
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
HEAD SHOT OR NONE, GENIUS!!!!!!
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a shot of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


GUN SHOOTING RULES -


TAGS: rifle rules gun shooting
Rating: 4.63/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 9:14 pm
This is my rifle, this is my gun...
Feasibly - May 5, 2011, 9:57 pm
LOL


CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
5hotgun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~


WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?


TAGS: video games first person shooter
Rating: 3.53/5

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Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:35 pm
You don't need a headshot with a rifle that big.
Ouch - September 20, 2009, 5:04 pm
BOOM! HEADSHOT!


AMERICAN GUN CONTROL - The Ability To Hit The Target Multiple Times Whether It Is Human Or Not


TAGS: control gun rights death shooting
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - December 16, 2012, 12:05 am
LOL Trust me, there are some things better to not know...
Pj3r - December 15, 2012, 10:35 am
Wouldn't a Twinkie firing gun be useless in a couple of weeks? I'd go for Skittles, or M&M's. Maybe a Mars bar. Also, who is Pengen?
steve1961 - December 15, 2012, 2:19 am
Don't feel bad...I ridicule people even without typos. Have you met Pengen? btw Well done on the explanation...but I would have said it fired Twinkies ;)
Pj3r - December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm
It's a plain Desert Eagle with a surprise candle to make it more special in a way that only a fine gun can. Also, it's a typo, for which you tried to ridicule me by pointing it out to me in sincere honesty.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:00 pm
Wth is a "Dessert" Eagle?
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:41 am
For those "YAAY AMERICA WOOOOOO!!" fellers, this would have been so much better with a Government model 1911 instead of an IMI Dessert Eagle...


THE KEANU RULE -


TAGS: speed keanu rules shoot through
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the shot. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.


A STRONG CONCLUSION - is the most important part of any paper


TAGS: conclusion shoot face note
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reason - May 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
Reminds me of a story of a guy who owned a gun shop. Lets just say it didn't end well for the thieves
Claire - May 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
Hell yes!
Bob D. Sailor - May 5, 2010, 6:34 pm
You cannot argue with this much epicness!!!
Kung-Fu Devil - May 5, 2010, 4:18 pm
Damn! That was going to be the conclusion to my dissertation. Now I'll get done for plagiarism.
blakfyre2106 - May 5, 2010, 4:15 pm
omg epic dude... five lions lol
Jmac0585 - May 5, 2010, 11:33 am
One of those rare occasions that not only Management is correct, but I have no desire to argue.
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:15 am
Next time I write a paper, I'm ending it this way. :D Good job, newbie!
forseti - May 5, 2010, 6:43 am
Got me with line 4 already... ;)


END YOUR MISERY - Shoot Your Boss




PERSPECTIVE - "Guns don't kill people! But they sure help."


TAGS: shoot em up
Rating: 2.71/5

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Otherwise -


TAGS: freeman otherwise shoot this mutha fucka wanted beastly bloun
Rating: 1.83/5

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LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm
and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm
Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)
HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm
Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.
Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm
Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm
Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:17 pm
I loved Wanted.


FIVE OR SIX? - Sometimes it makes a big difference.


TAGS: dirty harry shot shoots magnum 44 gun
Rating: 3.23/5

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GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 5:27 pm
Dirty Harry is da man!! 5 feelin' luckys
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
No, REAL MEN only need 1 shot. Unless you're talking about number of times you need to screw a chick to convince her you're a God in the sack...in which case the answer is still only 1. Which is why I'm only a demi-God.
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 10:59 am
Makes a BIG difference. But then REAL MEN only need 6 shots.


SHOOT ME -




My girlfriend -


TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.93/5

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RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need shots from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: bang bang shoot shoot leaving iraq
Rating: 4.86/5

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Airman - March 31, 2011, 1:47 pm
yes, those are the lyrics. These soldiers are happy cuz their leaving Iraq, so their guns are cold.. little play on words?
PixieRose - March 31, 2011, 1:44 pm
1) if you're trying to quote the Beatles its "happiness is a warm gun" 2) this pic is fucking epic


SHOOT FOR THE MOON - If you miss, you'll land among the stars.




CALL OF DUTY FLU - Catch it. Bin it. KILL IT!




STRENGTH & VIRILITY -


TAGS: strength virility only shooting blanks
Rating: 4.78/5

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steph1 - May 11, 2011, 4:14 am
ouch!!!...get well soon
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

lolz
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:00 pm

Damn, the hits keep coming. 5L
Airman - May 10, 2011, 6:45 pm
zzzzzzzzzing!


YEHAA! - I'M a gonna ride me an ALTER BOY!!


TAGS: this guy looks like he should have electricity shooting out of his fingertips
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
lol (too)
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:31 pm
lol


THE ALL-PURPOSE HUNTING RIFLE -


TAGS: hunting shooting rifle gun
Rating: 2.38/5

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Sound - February 15, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's a all-purpose key chain... I know what I'm getting my dad for Father's day!


PRINCESSES -




MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: wife bambi newborn shoot
Rating: 4.8/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 9:50 pm
Have not been hanging around here for long...but your posts make me laugh. Good Stuff
holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:20 pm
first laugh of the day. Thanks Bruzilla.. funny sh*t
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:07 pm

please, let me know if it works. i should have thought of that.


HIT OR BE HIT -




STATISTICS -


TAGS: pee shooters math parody
Rating: 4.65/5

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Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
Wow.. Just wow!.... He's batting 1,000...
crankyhead - May 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
122385 =)


SAFETY - i hope he didnt forget to empty the cartridge


TAGS: fail safety gun shoot kill motifake
Rating: 2.91/5

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Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:19 am
Read the text: The bolt is removed *facepalm*


nonsensical nonsense #5 -


TAGS: dog does not bite i do not shoot
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:05 pm
That's not nonsense. that's perfect sense.


RIP -


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this damn madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


FIREARM SAFETY - 1. Always assume a weapon is loaded. 2. Only aim at what you're going to shoot. 3. Never trust a woman with a gun!


TAGS: woman shooter
Rating: 3.57/5

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myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:17 pm
lol, never trust a women with a gun


YES I LOL'D - See you in hell.


TAGS: spiderman how do i shoot web
Rating: 2.58/5

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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:54 am
Say "Hi" to the guy that made the superman poster like this when you see him.


IMPACT -




WEAPONS - One Kills One Creates Both Should Be Discharged Safely


TAGS: oops i thought i was shooting blanks
Rating: 4.18/5

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almostkassie - December 23, 2011, 3:44 am
Not as funny when you know all the hell he put her through. And that he got custody of the kids despite that one claimed to be molested and the other was put through genital mutilation by him. THAT is the "demotivational" part of it all.
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 2:44 pm
Nice, battle helmets help in both instances


DICK CHENEY'S NEW BOOK - How To Shoot Friends And Influence People




SELF PORTRAITS -




THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit!


TAGS: he can see you coming and he shoots first
Rating: 3.18/5

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CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:41 am
like it!


DOUBLE-BARRELLED PISTOL - When you REALLY want to cover your inadequacies.




Troubleshooting -


TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
lol
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!


F U C K IT! -




HAPPY PLACE -




THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE - To Keep And Bear Arms Shall Not Be Infringed


TAGS: trapshooters
Rating: 2.95/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:44 pm
i lost all of mine in a tragic boating accident...
rerun - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am

all of his belong to soebody else.....right Dave?
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:50 am
Even if they belong to someone else?


GANGLAND -




YEAH...RIGHT - If you really were, you wouldn't have to advertise.




AGGY TAKES OUT THE TMMIE -


TAGS: aggy shoots and he scores and the crowd goes wild
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
I have to give credit where it's due... she did take it all. And that, my motifakers, is noxious.
rerun - April 10, 2010, 5:00 pm

that was fun
SiliconMage - April 10, 2010, 4:43 pm
Its good to see a Saturday morning running of the Timmies


PUNK ROCK - "And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun" - Kurt Cobain


TAGS: then how did you shoot yourself
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:59 pm
You're GS's sister?......That explains a lot.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Wait...You were in My bedroom?!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:22 am
No... What I told you was "I found Nirvana in your sisters bedroom, she does some crazy shit with hand lotion"....you must have blocked some of it out....jk.
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 9:15 am
you told me Nirvana was your favorite hand lotion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:14 am
I...I....I just.......Nirvana was punk?....I just......1L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:36 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half assed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:30 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half assed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:29 am
i like the pic. who cares if it fit's perfectly to today's topic?!? 5 L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 1:02 am
You figured wrong. Punck rockers kill themselves with drugs, not guns.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:58 am
There was the classic mistake. You were thinking. Grunge Rules.
pzykosiz - May 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
i figured it was close enough for today's topic.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:50 pm
They were "grunge" which is a musical movement I do fondly love to listen to.
TheTrashHeap - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm
In no way was Nirvana "PUNK Rock". In no way is Punk dead.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:32 pm
He killed himself.
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
He Killed Punk Rock
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:31 pm
Hahaha! Ohh Kurt!


ATTENTION -




WORKPLACE VIOLENCE -




ORKAN SHOOTER -




THIS IS THE GUY - That comes to your school with a gun, 'cause hes so sick of all your bullshit about his looks.


TAGS: gun school shooting dude
Rating: 2.32/5

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RemembersColumbine - November 18, 2008, 12:13 am
Yeah, he's got a point. Only they made fun of the two kids in general, not just their looks.


WHITE LAB COATS -




MOTIFAILURE - EPIC EPIC FAIL




DOMINATION - You know you rock when you can kill someone in an online sniper game without firing a single shot.




A•I•M - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.




precautionary -




THE BLENDER -


TAGS: she shoots she scores
Rating: 4.78/5

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lgvernon - April 22, 2012, 12:29 am

Gives, 'take me for a spin' a whole new meaning, huh?
ughomer - April 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
WELL, PUREE ME.
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:31 pm
yeah, sure... but I don't agree with that...lol


HOW COMMITTED TO POVERTY IS THIS GUY? - Seeking sympathy and a Sharpie.


TAGS: shoot
Rating: 4.5/5

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Quiz -


TAGS: gun shears police civilian shooting
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 11:52 am
Glad to see that fine is treating good.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 11:51 am
Lol!
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 11:19 pm
I imagine this is pertinent to some event that’s prolly only obscure to me, but somebody once said ‘you shouldn’t come to a gun fight with a pruning shears’…..or something like that …aaaand I’m still drunk on your previous poster


REFLECTION -


TAGS: sunrise photo shoot cold weather
Rating: 4.25/5

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ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 3:04 pm
So much for getbent
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:00 pm
he was up past his bedtime in Manilla anyway
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:49 pm
YAY. Couple warning shots but you got your sights sighted in on the lil bastard huh Grey. Nice shootin Tex.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:48 pm
him just got a time out for a little self reflection
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:46 pm
getlost getreal
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
last chance getreal, slow your negative roll
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:37 pm
you have the humor of a child


I SAID I WANTED FRIKKEN SHARKS -


TAGS: now we re shooting missles out of the sky
Rating: 4.14/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 9:18 pm
Hey Aggy! Hows this for a challenger poster?


BEFORE THE RIDE -


TAGS: airman shootin bull
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
the inspiration for this came after a glass of Scotch, and my tinnitus... and of course you guys
Airman - May 9, 2011, 12:19 pm
LOL.. I just saw this


SPONSOR SKIPPING - It makes you look kinda fruity and causes you to grow a mullet. Mr. M told me to tell you.




TOP GUN -


TAGS: top gun ronsart shooting
Rating: 3.22/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:10 pm
Two Sopwith Camels left, ten-o'clock, level, continue left turn.


STRAIT SHOOTING -


TAGS: straiting shooting assignment you still missed the point
Rating: 3.18/5

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Zed - May 6, 2010, 8:42 am
ka-chunk
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 6:11 pm
Ka-ziiing!
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
and we finally have a taker. Thanks for playing. Now please tell me that blanks have paper in them and if you are close enough to the target you will hit it.
Zed - May 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I believe the term is "Straight Shooting", since a "strait" is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water.


SENSE - This picture makes none.


TAGS: i mean really is bruce willis going to shoot the rat or ratatouille
Rating: 2.7/5

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LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:53 am
Wanting to shoot Michael Moore and rescue the rat makes perfect sense. Yippeekiyay bitchez!
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:51 am
epic photoshop fail
mmmBingSoo - November 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
it's a shoop u cant make a sense poster about a shoop


GUNS - For People That Can't Throw


TAGS: guns shoot kill throw toss
Rating: 2.59/5

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Zagato - December 30, 2009, 2:51 am
I got that joke


THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL? - Yeah, it's a bullet. Sorry.




HANDGUNS - .38s really aren't wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.




IN MEMORIAM -




WTF?!? -


TAGS: wong shooting
Rating: 2.33/5

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Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 4:12 pm
That's engrish?
Bob Chin - April 7, 2009, 9:38 am
Calipornia....It's ultramodern!?!?


STRETCHING IT OUT - All part of Bob "The Sarge" Watkins regimen for whipping his new Y League team (over 30 division) ready for the season




Aim High -




Prima Donnas -


TAGS: cutest shoot of my career
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2016, 10:24 pm
Missin' a few keys.


backyard brawler -




oregon shooting -


TAGS: news guns shootings
Rating: 4/5

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pzykosiz - October 15, 2015, 10:28 pm
the counter doesn't go past 3 does it?
Reality Lord - October 10, 2015, 2:53 pm

the timer just got re-started...again.....three times from what i heard
MPsniper - October 10, 2015, 7:45 am
" my right trumps your dead " - Aaron Weiss -


Tourist Season -


TAGS: why cant we shoot em
Rating: 4/5

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theyuk - February 19, 2015, 10:15 pm
This is Texas, sir. Our tags go to 11.
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:31 am
When you get your tags, be careful not to exceed your limit of 5.


Newsflash -




FLAGRANT FOR-PROFIT BLASPHEMY - A lesser sin than not forcing 6yr olds to recite prayers they don't understand




DRUM MAGAZINE - The Magazine Preferred By All The Deranged Mass Shooters In America


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Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:20 pm
Cause people don't kill people, its the drum magazines.


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